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Hi! My name is Jackie and today I had to crab-walk in a hallway while singing Queen's 'Bicycle Race.' Also, I am clearly not a trend-setter, I am a trend-follower. I apologize for this, but only lightly.

I do this with the intention of going back and hitting up the intro post like a good person.

CHARACTER NAME: Julian Montague (Julie, Jules, etc. All are acceptable. Won't put up any argument.)
AGE: 25
HOUSE/YEAR/SPECIAL ROLES: Castelobruxo, 2012-2014 → THEN Hufflepuff, 2014-2019
WHAT'S SOME COMMON KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THEM?:

His dad's family didn't end up being war criminals. But, y'know, casually. In that they were not present to be war criminals.
Absolutely pretended not to comprehend the English language when he first arrived at Hogwarts. Feels no shame about this.
Works in a retirement home where he is bullied by people's grandparents/senior citizens who aren't anybody's grandparents daily. (Is the name of this retirement home based on the RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) Movies/Comic? Yes. Has Ethel probably killed a man? Also yes.)

ELEVATOR PITCH: Big, quiet, blunt instrument would prefer it if
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: The Reddington Elders Development (aka The RED), 2019-NOW
NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Not? Really?? Bunches of 2019 Hufflepuffs, I guess! Possibly your grandma.
WANTED LINES:

I'm so bad at these because all I want to do is write: 'Friends??? Maybe????' a bunch.
People he's irritated by answering questions like he is also over the age of 80 and legally allowed to have no regard for social protocols. (Did you mess up your eyeliner? Yes. Yes, you did.)
I'm so tired, but please know that I love and appreciate all of you and will actually attempt to hit up the actual intro post after I am free from school tomorrow.

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Hello! I'm Julia and I have Louis Weasley, who is 18 and a former Puff. ♥

ahh jackie hi :o :o ♥ JULIAN IS GOOD also this is k
probably um! most relevant is my baby

sugarsyrup who was a hufflepuff in the year below his???

Edited (i can't html) 2021-02-11 00:16 (UTC)

OOOHHH look at me I'm Jackie I actually intend to go bad and do the intro post for extra credit

Edited (nah we live in the NOW) 2021-02-11 00:18 (UTC)

hiii!!! it's ali!!!

i have a good bad hufflepuff '19 girl still bakin in the oven right now who will have more relevant lines to offer than my others

lorcan (this journal) is 20 and was ravenclaw '24. he is probably the least relevant line-wise but also the most likely to find julian a delight. he loves to ask questions but also loves a too-honest response.

noel (

noelnoel) is a lil closer in age at 24, gryffindor '21. he is a gullible idiot and absolutely did believe julian when he pretended not to know english.

lastly i have maya (

horsie), 28 and slytherin '17. i don't know about her!!! she was undeservedly the head girl in the same way Known Bully James Potter (I) got to be head boy just because he was popular and cleaned up his act in the 11th hour. one good thing she did for the school was found equestrian club because her parents threw fat stacks around to get a nice stable built.

Hiiiiii it’s lyss and I get that song stuck in my head nigh constantly

I’m appin a nineteener but the rest of mine are unfort babies
Aster is closest as a gryff 22 grad and she is from a promise we’re not war criminals home whose grandparents flew off to Europe for No Reason so she sorta gets that life and often terrorizes her elders.(So like, Julian, not his delightful charges.)

He might be exempt from Lysander

humansuit ‘s attentions and he should feel grateful because he’s dumb

JACKIE HI!!!! IT'S ALEX!!!!! i already have four (we all knew this was inevitable) so i'm just gonna try and do a quick run through!!

greasygrimygopherguts Gilly Goyle is the most relevant!!! Same house same year!!! She's not very smart and I feel like sometimes they just talk at each other and they're just on completely different wavelengths the entire time. But she's blindly loyal and would definitely kill for him if she got even the vaguest idea that that's what he wanted, isn't going to bother to double-check first.

chasingrivers is Chase Jordan and I think their grandma should be at the RED to bully him. Purely to bully him. Another child who will probably be on a completely different planet from Julian, nobody speaks the same language here!!!

scrooged Ebenezer Smith might not have a HUGE amount of overlap, but like what if I bothered you with him anyway. He's a prickly little weeb so I'm sorry if that does happen.

AND newest baby Freddie Weasley here. He's full of bad ideas and thinks it's hilarious every time Julian offends someone with his bluntness.

HI I LOVE YOU I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE!!!

Hi Jackie, I'm Emily! I just have one here and I doubt they'd know each other yet due to Age Gap. At most Corrie would remember him as that enormous bloke from the common room. Maybe she mistook him for a professor her first year. But I think he looks like a really cool character, and am always up for random interaction. :)

I'm Jackie!!! It's Colleen 😈

This is Sian Fletcher, she's my only character right now. She is a 20 year old former Slytherin with some notoriety for being a scammer like her dear ol' grandda, Mundungus. She's also very Welsh.

UNFORTUNATELY, I don't think they'll start off with much knowledge of each other but that will NOT prevent Sian from finding ways to annoy Julian, I am sure.