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Hi! My name is Jackie and today I had to crab-walk in a hallway while singing Queen's 'Bicycle Race.' Also, I am clearly not a trend-setter, I am a trend-follower. I apologize for this, but only lightly.

I do this with the intention of going back and hitting up the intro post like a good person.

CHARACTER NAME: Julian Montague (Julie, Jules, etc. All are acceptable. Won't put up any argument.)
AGE: 25
HOUSE/YEAR/SPECIAL ROLES: Castelobruxo, 2012-2014 → THEN Hufflepuff, 2014-2019
WHAT'S SOME COMMON KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THEM?:

His dad's family didn't end up being war criminals. But, y'know, casually. In that they were not present to be war criminals.
Absolutely pretended not to comprehend the English language when he first arrived at Hogwarts. Feels no shame about this.
Works in a retirement home where he is bullied by people's grandparents/senior citizens who aren't anybody's grandparents daily. (Is the name of this retirement home based on the RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) Movies/Comic? Yes. Has Ethel probably killed a man? Also yes.)

ELEVATOR PITCH: Big, quiet, blunt instrument would prefer it if
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: The Reddington Elders Development (aka The RED), 2019-NOW
NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Not? Really?? Bunches of 2019 Hufflepuffs, I guess! Possibly your grandma.
WANTED LINES:

I'm so bad at these because all I want to do is write: 'Friends??? Maybe????' a bunch.
People he's irritated by answering questions like he is also over the age of 80 and legally allowed to have no regard for social protocols. (Did you mess up your eyeliner? Yes. Yes, you did.)
I'm so tired, but please know that I love and appreciate all of you and will actually attempt to hit up the actual intro post after I am free from school tomorrow.

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I'm Jackie!!! It's Colleen 😈

This is Sian Fletcher, she's my only character right now. She is a 20 year old former Slytherin with some notoriety for being a scammer like her dear ol' grandda, Mundungus. She's also very Welsh.

UNFORTUNATELY, I don't think they'll start off with much knowledge of each other but that will NOT prevent Sian from finding ways to annoy Julian, I am sure.

HELLO! 💕 i have missed writing with you~

good for her, get what you (don't) deserve the world is your oyster, you sweet little monster. and she is MORE than welcome to annoy him. but i genuinely think he finds people being shitty amusing, so i'm not sure where this will go.

lmao thank you for ignoring that I tried to steal your identity in my first comment. I miss writing with you toooo ♥️

Yesss!!! Encourage her rotten behavior!!!

Also, I am working on a Lilika reskin, so you can anticipate her harassing Julian based purely on the fact that he is very big and surly.

nah, i don't need that. i've got others. probably? i don't know what they are but we're on a journey to find out now!

look, people being utter shits is very funny as long as he gets to observe and not participate.

she will utterly dominate him, he's a disaster internally.