outofhenhurst | (no subject)

Hi! My name is Jackie and today I had to crab-walk in a hallway while singing Queen's 'Bicycle Race.' Also, I am clearly not a trend-setter, I am a trend-follower. I apologize for this, but only lightly.

I do this with the intention of going back and hitting up the intro post like a good person.

CHARACTER NAME: Julian Montague (Julie, Jules, etc. All are acceptable. Won't put up any argument.)
AGE: 25
HOUSE/YEAR/SPECIAL ROLES: Castelobruxo, 2012-2014 → THEN Hufflepuff, 2014-2019
WHAT'S SOME COMMON KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THEM?:

His dad's family didn't end up being war criminals. But, y'know, casually. In that they were not present to be war criminals.
Absolutely pretended not to comprehend the English language when he first arrived at Hogwarts. Feels no shame about this.
Works in a retirement home where he is bullied by people's grandparents/senior citizens who aren't anybody's grandparents daily. (Is the name of this retirement home based on the RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) Movies/Comic? Yes. Has Ethel probably killed a man? Also yes.)

ELEVATOR PITCH: Big, quiet, blunt instrument would prefer it if
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: The Reddington Elders Development (aka The RED), 2019-NOW
NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Not? Really?? Bunches of 2019 Hufflepuffs, I guess! Possibly your grandma.
WANTED LINES:

I'm so bad at these because all I want to do is write: 'Friends??? Maybe????' a bunch.
People he's irritated by answering questions like he is also over the age of 80 and legally allowed to have no regard for social protocols. (Did you mess up your eyeliner? Yes. Yes, you did.)
I'm so tired, but please know that I love and appreciate all of you and will actually attempt to hit up the actual intro post after I am free from school tomorrow.

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Hiiiiii it’s lyss and I get that song stuck in my head nigh constantly

I’m appin a nineteener but the rest of mine are unfort babies
Aster is closest as a gryff 22 grad and she is from a promise we’re not war criminals home whose grandparents flew off to Europe for No Reason so she sorta gets that life and often terrorizes her elders.(So like, Julian, not his delightful charges.)

He might be exempt from Lysander

humansuit ‘s attentions and he should feel grateful because he’s dumb

HELLO! gettin' in on all that awful energy going on here.

also: two thumbs up for 'whoops, there was a WAR???? OH MY HOW AWFUL! WHO COULD'VE KNOWN. so sad. so tragic. we mourn etc.' julian deserves to be terrorized. he's primed and ready for it.

lysander you deserve better. this is good for you.