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[anyotherword]

Hi! My name is Jackie and today I had to crab-walk in a hallway while singing Queen's 'Bicycle Race.' Also, I am clearly not a trend-setter, I am a trend-follower. I apologize for this, but only lightly.

I do this with the intention of going back and hitting up the intro post like a good person.

CHARACTER NAME: Julian Montague (Julie, Jules, etc. All are acceptable. Won't put up any argument.)
AGE: 25
HOUSE/YEAR/SPECIAL ROLES: Castelobruxo, 2012-2014 → THEN Hufflepuff, 2014-2019
WHAT'S SOME COMMON KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THEM?:

• His dad's family didn't end up being war criminals. But, y'know, casually. In that they were not present to be war criminals.
• Absolutely pretended not to comprehend the English language when he first arrived at Hogwarts. Feels no shame about this.
• Works in a retirement home where he is bullied by people's grandparents/senior citizens who aren't anybody's grandparents daily. (Is the name of this retirement home based on the RED (Retired Extremely Dangerous) Movies/Comic? Yes. Has Ethel probably killed a man? Also yes.)

ELEVATOR PITCH: Big, quiet, blunt instrument would prefer it if
EMPLOYMENT HISTORY: The Reddington Elders Development (aka The RED), 2019-NOW
NOTABLE RELATIONSHIPS: Not? Really?? Bunches of 2019 Hufflepuffs, I guess! Possibly your grandma.
WANTED LINES:

• I'm so bad at these because all I want to do is write: 'Friends??? Maybe????' a bunch.
• People he's irritated by answering questions like he is also over the age of 80 and legally allowed to have no regard for social protocols. (Did you mess up your eyeliner? Yes. Yes, you did.)
• I'm so tired, but please know that I love and appreciate all of you and will actually attempt to hit up the actual intro post after I am free from school tomorrow.

Comments

[hotgoss]

For some reason I got as far as "i only resolve to eat more ch" and for some reason just assumed the rest of the word was gonna be "children" so idk what that says about me

[anyotherword]

i mean, i DO have access to children.

(i regret typing that.)

[hotgoss]

I gotta believe every child eating witch started off as a mildly curious person with access to children

[anyotherword]

i just need access to a house in the woods.

[hotgoss]

You gotta build it outta candy

[anyotherword]

i need an architecture degree with a specialization in candy-based construction.

[hotgoss]

I think I've seen this show on the food network

[anyotherword]

still not as good as halloween wars.

[hotgoss]

god I love that show????

[anyotherword]

I KNOW. it's the only thing television has done right.