HIIIIII! ♥ hey you're just maximizing potential, this is a valid strategy. you've done well here.

you don't have to talk TO people when you already know that you like one another and are never going to be able to escape each other. it's FINE. communication is difficult. and julian is also an idiot who will often look at things being said to him with no expression other than ????

julian goes to work solely to be bullied. every person in that place tells him what to do all day. he has no control over his own life. please yell at him all day, grandma jordan.

i mean. i am. how do you say? not. opposed. yes! i am not opposed to this as a thing. also my GOD ebenezer, you're living the dream you absolute disaster. who doesn't think of trying to pull that kind of shit at least once in high school? great job. you're a hero.

and freddie i love you. you shouldn't encourage julian to be an asshole. but also julian absolutely found everything he did pretty fucking amusing (so long as it didn't personally inconvenience him) would he have expressed this verbally in any way? no. but he would have laughed very quietly to himself as shit went down.