JACKIE HI!!!! IT'S ALEX!!!!! i already have four (we all knew this was inevitable) so i'm just gonna try and do a quick run through!!

greasygrimygopherguts Gilly Goyle is the most relevant!!! Same house same year!!! She's not very smart and I feel like sometimes they just talk at each other and they're just on completely different wavelengths the entire time. But she's blindly loyal and would definitely kill for him if she got even the vaguest idea that that's what he wanted, isn't going to bother to double-check first.

chasingrivers is Chase Jordan and I think their grandma should be at the RED to bully him. Purely to bully him. Another child who will probably be on a completely different planet from Julian, nobody speaks the same language here!!!

scrooged Ebenezer Smith might not have a HUGE amount of overlap, but like what if I bothered you with him anyway. He's a prickly little weeb so I'm sorry if that does happen.

AND newest baby Freddie Weasley here. He's full of bad ideas and thinks it's hilarious every time Julian offends someone with his bluntness.

HI I LOVE YOU I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE!!!