NEW DISASTER SON.

I could see Moe and Cris potentially being friends back in the day since they're close in age and were both highly punchable Prefects. I think Cris might actually appreciate that know-it-all energy too since he's not actually that smart outside of reading statistics and random facts about DANGEROUS THINGS, so having a resource he can generally trust is A+ in his book.
Whether Moe should actually be that or not... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But yeah! I'm open to whatever and looking forward to bugging this good boy~